May 2013
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May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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I would pay $2 million for this video of Bea...
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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#DIDDYONDOWNTON
May 15th
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May 13th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 3rd
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April 2013
6 posts
Goatchella
This weekend was the OC Pet Expo. A weekend of animal frenzy in Orange County featuring weiner dog races, dog diving, millions of pets to hug, and most importantly, a llama exhibition. Ladies and gentlemen, my Coachella. (Please note the camera around my neck, which I did not use once.) There was a large, open petting zoo that was cahhh-rayyyzyy. At one point, a duck stepped on my foot (it...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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My Jewish Mother Reviews Game Of Thrones
My fabulously glamorous mother Judy spent all day Sunday binge-watching the first season of Game of Thrones. Note that my mother never binge-watches anything, much less a show about people having doggy style sex by torch-light. It became clear I needed to document her thoughts on Game of Thrones word for word. What follows is a 100 percent real, barely interrupted stream of consciousness, and...
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
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Mar 8th
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February 2013
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Feb 28th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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My Vanity Fair Oscar Recap is LIVE →
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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My Mother's Review of Argo, Transcribed.
What follows is my mother’s reaction to the movie Argo, as told to me via telephone this morning: “So last night Daddy tells me Argo is in Pay-Per-View. ‘Argo is on Pay-Per-View? What? I have to see the movie that wins ever award! Berlin! Cannes! I have to see it so I’ll be up on the Oscars!’ And I couldn’t believe it. How many movies have you seen with hostages? How...
Feb 24th
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Justin Bieber on a Segway.
Let the memes begin.
Feb 24th
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Feb 1st
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December 2012
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Dec 14th
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Dec 7th
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November 2012
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Nov 29th
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“Go into a dressing room, be really quiet for 5 minutes, then scream ‘Hey,...”
– Shopping tip from my Dad.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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A Memo To Kim Richards' Neighbors
She’s watching. She’s always watching.
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
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Happy Birthday Petula Clark!
Nov 15th
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Apparently I Met Obama When I Was A Baby
I can’t believe my soft, barely formed brain could forget such a momentous day.
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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